I have to make this post a short one, which is a shame since Animal Kingdom was my favorite of all the Disney Parks. Here are just a few of the things I was able to do there:
- Eat samosas.
- See a cheetah get an endoscopy.
- Go on a wilderness safari, during which I saw two elephants humping. (The tour guide claimed they were just playing, but I know humping when I see it.)
- Pet goats.
- Almost get grabbed by a yeti.
- Feel bugs crawl under my butt.
In terms of my amateur data collection, I overheard some really creepy things and saw some truly confounding shirts. Here’s the breakdown: